Nec possum tecum vivere, nec sine te → I can live neither with you, nor without you. —Martial, Epigrams XII, 47
Uta (requested by sanjl)
Tsukiyama Shuu pulling some sick cheerleading moves on Kaneki Ken
reblog if you’re gay or you’re a giant pigeon thinking about life
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
OHMYGOSH I WANT ONE!!!
ive been thinking about stuf.f..
its hard to cut hair with a gas mask onz